Before writing, I would like to say that this post is just for entertainment, please take it as a joke. I really respect my parent and all the other Indian parents, but still I would like to share some hilarious logic of our parent.🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
- You are not an American
My parents feel proud as a peacock when I got full mark in English, but guess what happens when I speak in English with my siblings in front of my parents at home. I am a Punjabi, so my parents just know Punjabi. Whenever I speak English,my parents think that I am bitching about them. Honestly, I will never ever dare to do that as I know if I do that my children would also bitch about me.
Actually, everyone do this to me or you and I am sure that everyone hates it. Whenever you are talking about something serious or true, just because of your smile’s bad timing everyone thinks that you are lying. It is sadder than the story —‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’.
They know you have a bf or gf
In additional, if you smile looking down at phone, your parents would think that you are dating someone.(They wouldn’t be happy honestly.) Even if you are smiling now, at the moment while reading this, be careful if your parents are misunderstanding you.
No one will marry you
Everyone parents scare their children using this excuse specially ‘desi’ parents. For girls, if you don’t know how to make roti, no one will marry you. However, my mum always told me how she learn everything after marrying dad. So, that’s totally illogical!!! For boys, if you don’t stop speaking foul language no one will give you their daughter. Once, my mum was just saying that to my brother and my brother asked(In Punjabi of course)’Then, why did grandpa gave you to dad as I learn all whose word from him?’
Break her/his smart phone
Smartphones are the biggest enemy of our parents. If I feel sick, my parents blame the phone. Likewise, if something is wrong with my phone, they are going to blame me. Also, don’t you hate than when you are study for hours and no one notice that, bit when you hold your phone for just a while, your parents would appear and shout and shout.
Thanks for reading and please don’t mind of I have said or wrote anything wrong. Hope you enjoy it!!!!